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  Rate Your Wife!

  by Golf in

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  18:22 reads in part, "has one found a good wife?

  one has found a good thing,..." .

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  I don't have a wife. Can I rate somebody elses?
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  pronounced

  by tijkmo in

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  its pronounced tij-ka-mo.....its not a real word..its an acronym that my best pal and i came up with that just summed up certain occasions...before he stopped speaking to me(horrible story-tell u later)...anyways can you come up with a suitable phrase using those letters before i tell you what it really stands for....t.i.j.k.m.o

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  The Insane Jam Knitting Machine Organisation

  Trust In Jesus Killing More Opposers
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  christian words or expressions you will never hear a jdub say

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  gospel, grace, born again, the lord, saints, virgin mary... any more?.

  bethel

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  Sorry.

  Good choice Bagpuss
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  If You Had A Choice To Live In ANY Country, Where Would You Choose & Why?

  by minimus in

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  i love the united states of america!

  it has freedoms that most countries do not have.

  it has variety.

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  New Zealand. Excellent place, beautiful country & friendly people.
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  MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!

  by JohnnyMarr in

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  i just wanted to say hello to everyone.

  i'm an inactive, spiritually weak witness of not so good standing who stumbled on here the other day while trying to find out what tomorrows big announcement was going to be, after being told my mother that i might wanna go to the hall on sunday to find out.

  it's cool seeing so many people who have shared some of the same experiences i have in the past.

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  Hi JohnnyMarr!

  Welcome to the board

  I think to brighten up the memorial they should do it like pass the parcel. They play music and you pass the bread and wine around and then if the music stops when you have hold of it you can partake and be annointed. Of course this would mean the annointed would change every year but hey it's all based on a pagan ritual anyway so it's all a bit of a game anyhoo.
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  From Dante's Inferno To Jehovah's Jacuzzi:

  by Englishman in

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  on which level of hell will you finish up?.

  http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv.

  oh, btw, the jehovah's jacuzzi thing was intentionally misleading.

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  Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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  You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

  Sounds great! The perfect heretic holiday resort.
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  Bruce Willis is a big baby

  by New Worldly Translation in

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  what a retard, he obviously takes himself far too seriously -.

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  why do you people hate America so? :-( :-(

  Haha, no I don't hate America. I just thought Willis was a bit out of order. Personally I like Americans, all the yanks I've met have been nicer and more polite than 90% of Brits I've talked to. The US are getting stick purely because of how the US govn't and especially George Bush are portrayed in our media (a lot of it justified)
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  Bruce Willis is a big baby

  by New Worldly Translation in

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  what a retard, he obviously takes himself far too seriously -.

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  What a retard, he obviously takes himself far too seriously -
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  Maggot Infested Brits to Teach the World a Lesson

  by SixofNine in

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  in a bid to prove the case for maggots conclusively, pauline raynor of the university of york is recruiting 600 patients across britain for the world?s biggest ever maggot trial.

  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7229059/

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  Cool. When you're all better you can go fishing too.
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  Why no long hair ?

  by A Paduan in

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  christendom has jesus with long hair - from the start i believe

  so why no long hair - is it simply because of a literal reading of paul ?

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  This answered any doubts I had -